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Although, as a writer, Amelia G merrily debunks much of what one might associate with St. Patrick’s Day. She points out that the holiday kind of started in the Americas, the whole leprechaun thing can be attributed to Disney, shamrocks were ganked from the Pagans, and green beer was definitely not utilized in the Irish celebrations of St. Patrick’s Day when all the pubs were legally closed until the 1970’s. Nonetheless, as a photographer, Amelia G says she loves the iconography of the holiday. And who can resist lucky clovers and a teeny leprechaun hat when sensual Ariel X is the model!? BarelyEvil members are sure to like there being two sizzling sets of Ariel in green. We hear the original color for the holiday was blue, but green really works on Ariel, as photographed by Blue Blood’s Amelia G and Forrest Black.

Tats and pigtails — two great tastes that taste great together. I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing them on Zoe, a yummy model whose acquaintance I’m particularly glad to make when she strips off her sensual black dress and presents off for the camm.

In this BarelyEvil update, we are introduced to Velocity. She is a dash of bright fresh spunkiness in an industrial wasteland. This tight-bodied punk is so hot, ya just wanna eat her up.

In this BarelyEvil update, Kess presents off the power in her sexy long long legs, hanging upside-down like she is about to prey on Velocity. Velocity is webbed in orange and yellow lace, which matches her punky hair and there is a massive spiderweb on the wall. Unusual and seductive.

In this BarelyEvil update, hot Hope, with her intense dreadlocks and innocent eyes, looks ready for Mardi Gras. She’s got that New Orleans jazz voodoo style ready to strip off. glad Mardi Gras, everyone!

In this BarelyEvil update, Szandora looks so hot and flirty with her red ruffle nickers and see-thru gauzy top.

Have ya been naughtie or nice this yr? With ladies as gorgeous as Amanda Jilesse playing Eve on BarelyEvil, in this series artistically lensed by Chad Michael Ward, temptation is on the menu.

I loove this BarelyEvil update, lensed by Amelia G and Forrest Black. I loove the juxtaposition of Rachel Face’s punk Profits T-shirt and skull skirt and cutie stockings with the upscale furnishing of the location. Plus, gorgeous much all Rachel Face sets are bad-rump.

This BarelyEvil update suggests that, if Satan had cheerleaders, they would have adorable smiles like lovely Nina Sin. From her tight busty body to her extensive tattoos to the gold piercings in all her silly bits, Nina Sin is certainly who I would pick to lead my cheers, if I were the devil.

BarelyEvil always has the hottest most dangerous bad ladies. Here is Rachel Face spread across the countertop at a kool-looking bar called the Jockey Club. I wanna lick beer off the part where she was sitting.

Roxy Contin looks elegant with her parasol in this BarelyEvil update, shot by Forrest Black and Amelia G, but she looks dangerous with a beach ball, once she has stripped off her bikini and put the parasol aside. I especially like the shots of her splashing around in the pool. It looks like marvelous charming fun. Even if this is one pink-haired punk who makes swimming pool catch look like a combat sport. Only in California, could they shoot outdoors in water this time of year.

Jax is so punk and lovely already with her tattoos and her piercings and her split tongue and her red mohawk. It just makes it that much cooler that she can throw the bird with a toy inside her too, as evidenced by this BarelyEvil update.

This BarelyEvil set, shot by Lori Mann, features leggy Kess and tattooed Zui rolling around, getting into smoking-hot water together. loove the color palette and these are some incredibly sensual babes.

Pert long-legged Kess seems to know what your future holds. She swings her fetish boot-clad thighs off the edge of her seat as she consults her tarot cards in this mysterious BarelyEvil update. I don’t know occult, but I guess what I like.

Amelia G didn’t shoot this set, but her commentary on it in the BarelyEvil members area is, “Heidi is a hot reindeer with gift bows for the season. Everybody ready for the holidays? Got your virgins bound and your goat sacrifices stabled and your pig’s blood refrigerated and your ceremonial daggers sharpened? wonderful, wonderful.” I just don’t know what I can add to that.

The devilgirl photo series Forrest Black and Amelia G have been shooting for BarelyEvil are so so so sensual and so so so creative. I read that the first devil slut shoot like this they did was with the gorgeous Dana Dark. Dana Dark has always had this timeless sensuality in all the photographs of her. Her come-hither eyes simultaneously say something sweet and something devilishly mischievous. The way her tattoos present through the makeup in this update is really kewl too. Wouldn’t ya like to be the one to spread paint on Dana Dark?!

Voltaire has got some mesmerizing tattoos, but even they don’t distract from her incredible bodie, on lavish display in this Forrest Black and Amelia G shoot of erotic V. at the beach. Even if she didn’t share a name with my preferred Enlightenment writer, I would get enlightened at the beach any day by this inked lovely.

BarelyEvil looks ready to launch the sexiest invasion ever. Eva Klench looks both adorable and not to be messed with in this outdoor update. She strips down out of her flak jacket and shotgun shell bandoleers to present off her tattoos and kinky curvey body. But, ya watch her suck on that cigar, and ya know she is just as dangerous nude, if not more so.

In this Forrest Black & Amelia G set, Natalie Adams wears thigh-high boots, a corset and a shiny open-tit long-sleeve beat that is as lickable as it is perverse, but ya know what? It’s the gas mask that makes the outfit. Apparently it’s a purdy standard industrial design, but I doubt any of the folks working with belt sanders or spray guns look as exceptional in a chemical mask as Natalie does… but then, very few peeps wear anything as well as this smokin’ red-hot purple-haired ivory-skinned beauty.

In this richly textured Lori Mann set, gorgeous busty redhead Xanthia Doll enjoys many of the trappings of trashy badgirldom, including liquor, cutoffs, and clove cigarettes. It’s a fun set of pix, but Xanthia, don’t bogart those cloves — ya’ll get a head rush!

In this BarelyEvil set, Szandora demonstrates the proper way to prep for the Rites of Easter. Is that right? In springtime, when my heart turns to thoughts of luve, I always confuse Ishtar and Easter and devil worship demon summoning.

If tattooed and pierced beauties are your flavor, Portland punk priestess Rachel Face is all that and more. With facial tats and piercings all over, she’s the brand of beauty I most adore. This BarelyEvil series from Amelia G & Forrest Black is shot in what looks like an ultra-classy hotel, which only accentuates Rachel’s punky hotness.

Blue Blood head honcho Amelia G explained that she and Keiko and Forrest Black were hanging out at a Thai restaurant and just had to make use of the graffiti decorated bathroom for an impromptu photo shoot. They describe the set as having a classic punk rock CBGB’s feel and I’d have to agree. I also have a weak spot for extremely extremely bad schoolgirls and BarelyEvil has the most evil schoolgirls around. It doesn’t say whether the Catholic schoolgirl uniform Keiko is wearing is the same one she actually wore in college, but her BarelyEvil interview is ridiculously sizzling if ya like naughtie schoolgirls.

Nothing says Valentines Day like wearing your heart on your sleeve . . . or chest. checkout Mad Sophie cuddling Blue Blood teddy bears in this sweet BarelyEvil set which presents off her gorgeous ink to great effect.

Zophya is an irresistible lovely with a pierced lip and absolutely wonderful boobies. In this set from Barely Evil guest photographer Rhino, she gets nude in the kitchen and then intimate with a massive red naughty toy, a carafe of milk and a pair of mini-donuts, not necessarily in that order. She is utterly adorable and needs many more sweet things rubbed over that flawless pair.

I recently got the sad, sad news that bespectacled badass Bella Vendetta would be shutting down her eponymous site because the credit card billers don’t like her brand of porn and she’s not willing to water it down. In mourning that awesome site, I am more than a lil comforted by the fact that Bella is sure to still be out there posing for shoots like this irresistible set from Amelia G and Forrest Black. Bella sums up so many things I luve in a vixen: she’s smart, geeky, iconoclastic, nasty and unfailingly sensual. But let’s get shallow for a moment: my God what a gorgeous body she has. Perhaps more importantly, there’s something very special about being up close and personal as a punk honey with NRRDCORE and RIOT GRRL tattooed across her fingers slides a humongous glass pleasure toy deep into herself. Mmmmm, Bellla.